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"What do you call an April Fool's!"
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"Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages."
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"The Chemical Formula For Water Teacher: ""What is the chemical formula for water?"" Student: ""HIJKLMNO."" Teacher: ""What are you talking about?"" Student: ""Yesterday you said it's H to O!"""
"I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society.... ...so i came in my pants."
"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."
"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""
"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""