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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken..."

"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb Then I realized that my life was a joke..."

"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"

"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."

"*looking under hood of car* ""Well there's your problem"" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*"

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."