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Joke of the Day

"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""

"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"

"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution."

"After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus..."

"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."

"What do you call an overweight hobbit's belly? His Middle Girth"