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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"

"Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"My girlfriend told me I was fucking stupid I told her she was just clever in her own way."

"Did you know it's impossible to piss your pants on purpose? It's a weird biological thing"

"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"

"Life's not about people who act true to your face. It's about people who remain true behind your back."

"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."

"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"