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Joke of the Day

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner."

"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."

"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."

"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."

"What's concurrency? Fake money they use in prisons."

"I stand at airplane arrival gates with a ""SAMANTHA"" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!"

"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""

"Snow's so racist."

"are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked"

"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."