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Joke of the Day

"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."

"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"

"An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl. To wit, to woo."

"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."

"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."

"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I am an Asian that knows how to solve you in 22 seconds"

"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""

"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"Donald Trump will run for President ... When the Cubs win World Series."