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Joke of the Day
"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."
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"I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says ""Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"""
"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."
"You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing"
"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."
"How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? Votes don't change shit."
"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"