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Joke of the Day

"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"

"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."

"Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. ""It's MORPHINE time"" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired."

"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."

"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."

"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."