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Joke of the Day

"Snow's so racist."

"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"

"What does Air bnb stand for? Bring no blacks"

"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."

"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."

"18 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 18 ( ~ )"

"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""

"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."

"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."

"What do you call it when Superman craps his pants? Undy-terd."