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Joke of the Day
"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."
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"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"
"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."
"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""
"Movie about internet Too slow"
"What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy? Ribbit *Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch."
"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"
"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
"Why was the whale lonely after his date? The other whale didn't humpback."