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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of guys in this world 1) Handsome 2) Lucky 3) Me"

"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."

"What's the most logical country? AND OR a"

"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"

"I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote. He said yeah, and it was about thyme."

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."

"""my dad works at Nintendo"" ""No he doesn't ur such a liar"" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* ""Hey sport, good day at school?"""

"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"I went for a walk in a cemetery this morning and saw a man crouching behind a tombstone. I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, just taking a shit."""