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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl at a soccer game... ...I think she's a keeper"
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"What it all boils down to is evaporation."
"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."
"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."
"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."
"Me: ""Has anybody seen my henlay?"" You: ""what's a henlay?"" Me: "".....eggs"" :-,"
"If I was a fish... I'd be a broke trout."
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"What do teenage terrorists drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."