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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."
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"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer."
"How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan? ... Take their little stones and brooms away!"
"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"
"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."
"The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube."
"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."
"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."