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Joke of the Day

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."

"What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His left shoulder"

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."

"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""