105659

Joke of the Day

"What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school? Bye Son (Bison)"

Next Joke
 
"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."
"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""
"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"
"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."
"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"