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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys remember the joke about Jonestown... Me neither but I heard the punch line killed em'"
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"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""
"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""
"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"
"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."
"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"
"I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse."
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."