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Joke of the Day
"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."
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"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"
"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
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"I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily."
"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"
"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"
"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her not to make you a sandwich."