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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one!"

"I've got a shitty joke. Why did the poo have a crappy life? Because his dad is an arsehole"

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"

"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"

"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"

"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."

"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."