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Joke of the Day
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
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"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."
"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."
"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic in a house fire."
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."
"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"
"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"