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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"

"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."

"Today I was walking down the street today and a guy threw a slice of cheese at me. That's mature."

"Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns? Pope corn!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopuss"

"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."