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Joke of the Day

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."

"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"

"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"

"When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems"

"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"

"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."