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Joke of the Day

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"

"I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow."

"Diarrhea is just confirming the fact that you make poor life decisions."

"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."

"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."

"You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, ""I just find it funny how..."" because there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny."

"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"Don't get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now."