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Joke of the Day
"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"
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"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"
"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"
"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"
"A gay couple and a lesbian couple Both need to leave quickly. Who gets out first? The gay couple. Their shit's already packed."
"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."
"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"Sarcasm is truly the most significant force in the world. Seriously, where would we be without sarcasm?"
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."