74215

Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."

"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."

"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."

"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."

"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."