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Joke of the Day

"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"

"I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?"

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."

"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""

"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"

"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."