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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."
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"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."
"What's Hitlers most hated candy? Jewb jewbs"
"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"What do you call a Mormon action hero? Jean-Claude Van Darn"
"Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues."
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."
"- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights."