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Joke of the Day

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"

"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."

"Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving."

"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."

"my love is blind :("

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"