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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."

"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."

"The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him"

"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"

"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

"I got a vasectomy at Sears! Was really inexpensive, but now whenever I get an erection, my garage door opens."