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Joke of the Day

"When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*"

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"I'm part Welsh and part Hungarian.. I guess that makes me Well Hung"

"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."

"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch"