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Joke of the Day

"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"

"Dad Joke - Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope."

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"

"Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words? A: The thesaurus."

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."

"When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport? Ten-ish."

"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."

"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."

"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."