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Joke of the Day

"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"

"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"

"Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent They named it Thesaurus"

"Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays guys house. Part 2: knock knock Who's there? The chicken"

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor."

"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."

"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"

"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."