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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!"
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"""i wouldnt be caught dead"" someone throws a net over my dead corpse ""gotcha!!"" ""noooo"""
"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."
"What is the fastest insect in the World? ""Lice"" Why? ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah."
"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."
"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."
"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"
"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."