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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"
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"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
"Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice"
"I feel like the average weatherman is just meteor-ocre."
"What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!"
"Being in a vortex Must really suck"
"Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning"
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"
"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"