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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"[3rd date] Kate: You wanna come back to mine for coffee? Ian: Sure! Kate: Have you got any condoms? Ian: Do you not know how to make coffee?"

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."

"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"

"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"

"According to my FitBit, last week I burned 23 calories and my Ex's house."

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"

"How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in."

"I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years"

"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."