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Joke of the Day
"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
"This is embarrassing but I just noticed that I've been wearing ""2006"" New Year's Eve glasses for the past decade. :("
"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."
"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."
"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"