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Joke of the Day

"A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower... He yells to him ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"

"Why don't white girls like trigonometry? Because secant even."

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet."

"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer"

"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."

"Dyslexics are teople poo"

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"