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Joke of the Day
"Why don't white girls like trigonometry? Because secant even."
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"What is better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."
"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"Why do white girls go out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Why is Diego's slogan ""Go Diego Go"" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol"
"[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin? ""Tell me why."" [winks at tattoo artist] No reason."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."