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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexics are teople poo"
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"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."
"I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician... ...when I pulled a habit out of a rat."
"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""
"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""
"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."
"I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!"
"I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!! Littorally!!!"