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Joke of the Day
"How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer"
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"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."
"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"
"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"
"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."
"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."
"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"
"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"