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Joke of the Day

"[Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."

"You look like my Asian friend from school. Yeah his name was Ug-lee!"