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Joke of the Day

"Abortion jokes They really suck the life out of you"

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"Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk? He was lack toes and toddler ant"
"when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie"
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk."
"We met for coffee yada yada yada next thing I know we're in the back of my car covered in lobsters and her dog is driving us to the ER"
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"
"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
"what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook."