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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"

"Just turned a corner and bumped into a woman with drawn-on eyebrows. I'm not sure which of us was more surprised."