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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."

"If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter."

"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"

"Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."