2713

Joke of the Day

"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."

"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""

"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"

"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"

"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"