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Joke of the Day

"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"I'm not a gynechologist But I'll take a look"

"If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me."

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"

"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."

"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."