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Joke of the Day

"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."

"What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north? A pair of ducks."

"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."

"What do Native American pubescent hipsters who would like to join a group often say? Clandestine."

"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"

"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."

"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."