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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."

"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."

"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"

"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."