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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."
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"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"
"Why are executioners so rich? Because they make a killing"
"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."
"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"
"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"
"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."
"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."
"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"
"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"