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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"
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"I'm really not a fast driver I just don't like having anyone in front of me... Officer"
"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""
"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."
"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."
"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."
"The First Time"
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Sigh. Woodstock '99 was a terrible use of this Time Machine."