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Joke of the Day

"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."

"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."

"I lent my deck of cards to an this idiot I work with, and he gave me only 51 back. He was a jack-off."

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"

"They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet."

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check."

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"