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Joke of the Day

"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."

"A seven year old walks into a bar nes and noble."

"Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time."

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."