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Joke of the Day

"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."

"Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then"

"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."

"What is the difference between a politician and a mortician? A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you."

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."

"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"

"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."