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Joke of the Day

"Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million."

"I have trouble even monotasking."

"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."

"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""

"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."

"How do you censor real life hentai? Pubes"

"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"

"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."