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Joke of the Day
"North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub"
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"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"[x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what"
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."
"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."
"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"
"Why People Get Married"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
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