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Joke of the Day

"What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery? She soldered on."

"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes"

"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"

"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"

"40% of North American teens can't even find ISIS on a map. Talk about ignorant"

"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"

"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"

"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."