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Joke of the Day

"Why does the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing :D"

"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"

"There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice."

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"

"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."

"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."

"I got into an accident a few days ago. The doctor said the bleeding was all internal. I said ""oh, thank god."" The doctor said ""why are you so happy?"" I said ""that's where the blood is supposed to be!"""